HEY GUISE (AND GHALS)!!

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 01/23/2016 at 18:46 • Filed to: BFT

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GUESS WHAT I JUST WENT AND DROOLED OVER?!?!?!

Holy SHIT is that thing big!!!

TheOnelectronic > PatBateman 01/23/2016 at 18:49

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A Zonda?

Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD > PatBateman 01/23/2016 at 18:49

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A Unimog?

PatBateman > Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD 01/23/2016 at 18:50

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Affirmative.

spanfucker retire bitch > PatBateman 01/23/2016 at 18:50

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I’m guessing a G-wagon of some kind.

Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD > PatBateman 01/23/2016 at 18:51

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Holy crap I am good at guessing... for now!!

PatBateman > spanfucker retire bitch 01/23/2016 at 18:51

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Bigger.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > PatBateman 01/23/2016 at 18:52

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so when you coming to pick us all up?

PatBateman > Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD 01/23/2016 at 18:52

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Damn good guess.

PatBateman > TheOnelectronic 01/23/2016 at 18:53

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Think bigger.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > PatBateman 01/23/2016 at 18:56

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Beef crisp burrito from Taco Time?

jkm7680 > PatBateman 01/23/2016 at 18:56

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I was gunna guess a Freightliner.

PatBateman > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/23/2016 at 18:56

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When I convince the owner of the dealership to give me the keys.

PatBateman > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/23/2016 at 19:00

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More German.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > PatBateman 01/23/2016 at 19:02

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Oh, wash down said burrito with an authentic German Hefe?

Jack Does Cars > PatBateman 01/23/2016 at 19:07

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Texas Direct Auto Uminog?

TheOnelectronic > PatBateman 01/23/2016 at 19:36

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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PatBateman 01/23/2016 at 19:42

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Fun Fact: The State of South Carolina or whoever they hire to cut the grass around the interstate that they don't maintain, has grass cutting Unimogs.

PatBateman > Jack Does Cars 01/23/2016 at 19:58

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Yessir.

PatBateman > TheOnelectronic 01/23/2016 at 19:59

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Slightly smaller.

Jack Does Cars > PatBateman 01/23/2016 at 21:00

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I know things...

PatBateman > Jack Does Cars 01/23/2016 at 21:07

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Whatchou know?

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > PatBateman 01/23/2016 at 21:22

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Why does MB still use these sticker emblems? I see them all the time as part of the front fender molding. They look so cheap, like a Pep Boys sticker or dealer tack on “special package”. The generic fonts don’t help.

PatBateman > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 01/23/2016 at 21:24

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Unknown. However, your eyes are so full of Unimog that you barely notice them.

Jack Does Cars > PatBateman 01/23/2016 at 21:30

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Things. According to the eBay ad, it was Arnold Schwarzenegger’s.

PatBateman > Jack Does Cars 01/23/2016 at 21:32

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Yup. His signature is on the dash.

TheOnelectronic > PatBateman 01/23/2016 at 21:35

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I’m sorry I’m not very good at these sorts of things

PatBateman > TheOnelectronic 01/23/2016 at 21:43

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It's okay. It's a tank.

His Stigness > PatBateman 01/23/2016 at 22:12

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I know I’m nit picking, but it should be “Powered by Mercedes Benz.”

But if it were mine it would be “Powered by AMG.”

PatBateman > His Stigness 01/23/2016 at 23:42

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I'm not sure you'd want AMG screwing with that diesel. Maybe Cummins.

pip bip - choose Corrour > PatBateman 01/24/2016 at 03:48

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smart car?

His Stigness > PatBateman 01/24/2016 at 07:07

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Ah Yeah a diesel would make more sense in that ginormous beast. But if we're talking diesel, I'd go Mercedes all day long.